I'm going to jail i love you
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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