he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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