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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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