How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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