I must be too annoying 4 u.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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