Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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