he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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