Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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