this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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