But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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