Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
smell my finger.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
