Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
