ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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