How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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