Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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