Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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