Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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