Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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