I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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