Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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