So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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