what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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