He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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