Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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