He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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