just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Randomize
