Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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