we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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