i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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