did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
