when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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