he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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