Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
