I bet he comes in French.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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