Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
my being single is dangerous.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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