When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
