he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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