I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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