im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She's better-looking with the mask on.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
