I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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