you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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