I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
is that a dick in a sweater?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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