ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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