Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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