It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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