how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Damn victory sex feels great
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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