he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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