Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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