I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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