Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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